Macho Man is a character from ShadowSwine54. He crashes at John Cena's apartment and works as a Second Wing member.


Macho Man is a bearded and bulky wrestler with purple tights and purple sunglasses. His bandana and boots are both yellow. His hair reaches his shoulders and he always appears to wear a judgmental expression.


A retired professional wrestler, Macho Man wandered the world in search of delicious (and protein rich) foods. He unexpectedly showed up at Cena's apartment in the events of Macho Man LIVES?, and since then he has continued to appear in videos concerning the Second Wing crew.

Macho Man was not scheduled to be included in ShadowSwine54. Hulk Hogan had arranged for an unnamed inspector to show up at the Second Wing and keep watch over the reluctant-to-work crew. The man who arrived was none other than Macho Man, but it wasn't until the end of his debut episode that it was revealed he isn't the inspector, leaving many questions unanswered.

A huge health fanatic, Macho Man devised the recipe for his own protein shake: Slim Juice. It consists of a slim jim or any protein rich weiner mixed with blended bread and water. John Cena in particular is disgusted by this concoction.


A professional wrestler, Macho Man can perform a variety of devestating techniques. 

  • Elbow Drop- His signature attack. By planting his elbow into the body of a grounded opponent, Macho Man can cause explosive damage.
  • HoodievolvingAble to harness the powers from The Macho Fruit, Macho Man can assume a hoodie form dubbed as "Hoodie Macho". Once in his Hoodie Macho state, he is practically indomitable.

Even when he's not in his hoodie form, Macho Man is one of the most powerful ShadowSwine characters to date. He is immune to basic attacks and can wreak building-destroying havoc. 

Notable Episodes Edit

Macho Man LIVES?: Macho Man arrived at Cena's apartment and took it over through violence and intimidation. He was not expected to show up, and the man who was sent by Hulk Hogan hadn't been heard from since the incident.

The Pawn Shop Episode: Macho Man worked as a bodyguard and security officer for The Rock's pawn shop. He used his latino-targeting spray bottle "Spic & Span" to controversially chase off Rey Mysterio.

The Worst Gift Ever: Macho Man was the one who delivered the haunted NES game to Hulk Hogan as a Christmas Gift. He later returned in the episode to give John Cena a supply of Slim Juice.

Trivia Edit

  • Macho Man is one of the two only tonka characters in the series, the other being Hulk Hogan.

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