"Did somebody say beer?"
Stone Cold Steve Austin, or simply Stone Cold, is both a friend and foe to Hulk Hogan and his crew. While often ambushing Hulk Hogan and recklessly getting drunk, Stone Cold will also assist the heroes by beating up any undesirables.
Stone Cold was beaten as a child and forced into an alcoholic addiction by his abusive stepfather. He eventually made it to the WWF, but was never as popular as he wished to because of Hulk Hogan taking all the glory.
Since he wasn't allowed to face off against the Hulkster in the ring, he takes out all his frustration against Hulk Hogan and his friends at their apartment whenever he gets the chance. Sometimes Stone Cold Steve Austin will show up uninvited and use the bathroom or watch TV. If an enemy shows up at the ShadowSwine crew's apartment and Stone Cold just so happens to be there at the time, he will defend the household.
In the events of the two-part Rise of The Alliance specials, Stone Cold teamed up with his rival, The Wolfman. After effortlessly beating up Hulk Hogan, the two fought each other due to rising tensions between them. They reconcile in the second part, but Stone Cold gets utterly defeated by Hulk Hogan's leg drop. Voodoo Hoodie Hogan defeats The Wolfman and the group was seemingly disbanded.
Stone Cold is an overbearingly destructive force. He has, on many occasions, utterly destroyed members of the household in alcoholic rages and has even overpowered the likes of The Wolfman and Reaper.
- Stone Cold's personality and many of his one-liners are based off of one of the staff members' gym class coach.